Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re now honored to present Rhett Miller’s Right Nipple.
No it’s not the name of a new band; it’s a picture of an old one: Sleepy Heroes, circa 1990. A nice girl sent me that picture ages ago, and let’s face it, there’s probably no good time – or good reason – to ever actually use something like that. But it’s summer, I’ve got a belly full of pizza and beer, and the Old 97’s are on tour, baby! Plus I promised at least one update each and every week, so there you go.
Next week: Pull Ken’s finger!