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Longer Than You’ve Been Alive

Give It Time

Let’s Get Drunk & Get it On

This Is the Ballad

Wheels Off

Nashville

Wasted

Guadalajara

The Disconnect

The Ex of All You See

Intervention

Most Messed Up

 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

Longer Than You’ve Been Alive

 
we’ve been doing this longer than you’ve been alive

propelled by some mysterious drive

and they still let me do it as weird as that seems

and I do it most nights and then again in my dreams

infinite hallways in giant hotels

dressing room looks ‘bout as good as it smells

 

bottles of whiskey bottles of beer

there’s a bottle of medicine somewhere ‘round here

we’ve been in nightclubs and we’ve been in bars

honky-tonks and theaters from Memphis to Mars

most of our shows were a triumph of rock

although some nights I might have been checkin’ the clock

 

I’m only human though I’m super at times

I’ve jumped off of risers I should not have climbed

rock jumps won’t kill you ‘til one of them does

well they’ll say he died doing what he loves

we got our share of lovin’ in our past

although we were all lookin’ for someone who’d last

 

well it must be hard to get partnered with me

some narcissism some O.C.D.

but love that comes easy’s a fake or a fluke

love is a marathon sometimes you puke

speaking of which there has been alcohol

oceans and oceans but that isn’t all

mountains of weed a handful of pills

none of the hard stuff that shit kills

we’ve been doing it longer than you’ve been alive

twenty good years of about twenty-five

 

rock and roll’s been very very good to me

the open road’s the only place I wanna be

rock and roll’s been very very good to me

the open road’s the only place I wanna be

 

I’m not crazy about songs that get self-referential

and most of this stuff should be kept confidential

but who even gives half a fuck anymore

well you should know the truth it’s both a blast and a bore

rock stars were once such mythical creatures

up there with presidents playmates and preachers

 

now you just do it cause it’s what you do

they throw underwear instead of money at you

now I’ve made a living out of shakin’ my ass

and if you offered me an office I’d have to pass

but our jobs are all jobs and sometimes they suck

I love what I do and I’ve had pretty good luck

 

the fans are all clappin’ screamin’ and squealin’

and I wont lie to you that’s a pretty sweet feeling

and I might butt heads with the guys in my band

but I never once went to work for the man

but the men and the women like you him and her

we’re sharin’ this night that’ll soon be a blur

we’ve been doing this longer than you’ve been alive

get on the bus and tell the driver to drive

 

rock and roll’s been very very good to me

the open road’s the only place I wanna be

rock and roll’s been very very good to me

the open road’s the only place I wanna be

rock and roll’s been very very good to me

the open road’s the only place I wanna be

I said the open road’s the only place I wanna be

yeah

 
 
 
 
 
 

Give It Time

 
when I saw you for the first time

I thought I might be sick

that combination of joy and compulsion

and you were the reason for it

and in the blink of an eyelid

you were in my ride

I was wasted thought you’d laugh when I kissed you

though I guess it makes sense that you cried

 

give it time give it time give it time

it will break you

 

from our house I heard voices so far away

there’s no difference between ropes and roses

when you’ve got nothin’ good to say

and in the blink of an eyelid

you become someone else

I try to find you but you are on a island

and I guess I have to tell myself

give it time give it time give it time

it will break you

 

when I saw you for the last time

I sweat right through my shirt

I’m no professional heartbreak’s just a pastime

but that don’t mean it don’t hurt

 

give it time give it time give it time

it will break you

give it time give it time give it time

it will break you

give it time give it time give it time

it will break you

it will break you

it will break you
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

Let’s Get Drunk & Get it On

 
your eyes are the color of the earth

as seen from outer space

you’ve got a gorgeous face though it’s a little odd

you tell me that you like the songs that tell the story of

real love kind that’s flawed

 

let’s drink whiskey and do it all night long

let’s get drunk and get it on

 

take you to a cheap hotel out on the interstate

well you look so great to me

this is the perfect place for a rendezvous

it’s got a rotten view but the ice is free

 

let’s drink whiskey and do it all night long

let’s get drunk and get it on

 

lay out a blanket beneath the water tower

watch the meteor shower heaven on display

we got right here right now lucky us

it’s wondrous what a perfect day

 

drink champagne and make love all night long

let’s get drunk and get it on

let’s drink whiskey and do it all night long

let’s get drunk and get it on

let’s get drunk and get it on

let’s get drunk and get it on
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

This Is the Ballad

 
this is the ballad of drinking rye whiskey

and sleeping till 2 on a warm afternoon

telling your journal how badly you miss me

and you can’t believe I’ll be coming so soon

this is the ballad of anticipation

waiting and waiting and waiting and then

finally getting the one you’ve been wanting

and guess what it’s time to start waiting again

 

this is the ballad we all must sing

while we wait to find out what tomorrow will bring

 

this is the ballad of long conversations

heavy with silence and shuddering breaths

you’re self destructing your voice is all shaken

my reservations are all I have left

this is the ballad of trying to grow flowers

so life will seem like it has meaning and stuff

finding out all of those beautiful flowers

will never be anywhere close to enough

 

this is the ballad we all must sing

while we wait to find out what tomorrow will bring

 

this is the ballad of drinking rye whiskey

distilled in a barn that burned down around it

find myself saying what I should be thinking

your figure is flawless I’m so glad I found it

 

this is the ballad we all must sing

while we wait to find out what tomorrow will bring

while we wait to find out what tomorrow will bring

I can’t wait to find out what tomorrow will bring
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

Wheels Off

 
I been a party to a number of things

of which I’m not proud but I’ll sing

every day for pay I’m travelin’

I got a story ’bout a girl I dig

big heart but she ain’t that big

she’s a doll that’s all I’m unravelin’

I try to make her the happiest

all I ever made before was a mess

we drank all the way to the bank

and then we drank again

 

that’s when it got wheels off

started up and we ain’t gonna stop

I said I like you like it or not

that’s when it got wheels off

 

I took her back and I carried her in

we kissed once and we did it again

she’s a bright beam of light no sleep for me

we went drinking at the Roosevelt

we took something and we started to melt

this is love and it’s blowin’ up exponentially

 

that’s when it got wheels off

started up and we ain’t gonna stop

she made me feel like a god

that’s when it got wheels off

 

got a story about a girl I dig

big heart but she ain’t that big

now she’s mine most of the time

that’s good enough for me

 

that’s when it got wheels off

started up and we ain’t gonna stop

I said I like you like it or not

that’s when it got wheels off

that’s when it got wheels off

we started up and we ain’t gonna stop

pour me some Jameson give me some rocks

that’s when it got wheels off

that’s when it got wheels off
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

Nashville

 
well I married Caroline back in May of ’99

it was fucked up at the time but I figured we’d keep tryin’

her brother and her dad they were spitting mad

when I packed up what I had and took off runnin’ it was bad

it was mean I didn’t care and it’s gotten me nowhere

so I’m trying to be a better man

 

I turned left turns into right I turned sunshine into night

I got my ass kicked every fight no I couldn’t get it right

I built castles out of sand I didn’t understand

why everything I planned ran like whiskey off my hand

and my hands were never clean things I wished I’d never seen

I’d do anything to wake up from this motherfuckin’ dream

 

who’d I got to blow to get in this fuckin’ show

it’s dark in there I know and I got nowhere else to go

but I need a place to hide so I’ll put away my pride

and come inside ’cause I’m tired of running

 

and there’s a universe that’s floating out in space

and I look up there and I can’t find my face

and I’m seein’ my reflection backstage

writin’ down the same old words on the same old page

 

who’d I got to blow to get in this fuckin’ show

it’s dark in there I know and I got nowhere else to go

but I need a place to hide so I’ll put away my pride

and come inside ’cause I’m tired of running

who’d I got to blow to get in this fuckin’ show

it’s dark in there I know and I got nowhere else to go

but I need a place to hide so I’ll put away my pride

and come inside ’cause I’m tired of running

come inside ’cause I’m tired of running

come inside ’cause I’m tired of running
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

Wasted

 
I’m gonna play my guitar ’til my fingers fall off

sing till my voice is gone

they might think I’ve wasted my life they’re wrong

I’m not down with the uptight world

never gonna be no square

I’ll circle round the edge of the big black void

but I don’t wanna live down there

 

I’m better off being wasted

than working my whole life through

tonight I wanna get wasted with you

 

really it’s a pity that you’re so hung up

missin’ all the mystery

you might wanna make a little time with me

but you gotta get rid of that goddamn phone

drop it down a wishin’ well

dance on the edge of the big black void

throw rocks at the gates of hell

 

We’re better off being wasted

than working our whole life through

tonight I wanna get wasted with you

 

I’m gonna play my guitar ‘til my fingers fall off

sing till my voice is gone

they might think I’ve wasted my life they’re wrong

 

I’m not down with the uptight world

never gonna be no square

I’ll circle round the edge of the big black void

but I don’t wanna live down there

 

I’m better off being wasted

than working my whole life through

tonight I wanna get wasted with you

tonight I wanna get wasted with you
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

Guadalajara

 
she said hey can I get a little help my bikini is stuck in the back

she had sun-brown skin and a lot of white teeth and I watched her mouth go slack

I didn’t mean to say yes I never even did I just started when I got to her

I was there on a work trip she was a holiday girl

 

I woke up in the middle of the night in a pile on the foot of the bed

she was fast asleep breathin’ slow arms up over her head

she was the champion of the world right then I was a runner up

I was there on some bullshit work trip

look at my good luck look at my good luck

 

she woke up at the crack of noon with a faraway look in her eye

lying in a great big patch of sun looking like she was gonna cry

I don’t need this kind of pressure I’m a cynical man

I got a lot of livin’ left to do I’m just here for a work trip babe

not to fall in love with you I don’t wanna fall in love with you

 

I ain’t spoken for I never have been I’m speakin’ for myself just fine

I thought I should get a little credit thought I did the right thing this time

I let her go I watched her walk I made a memory of her

I don’t work no good no more thinkin’ ‘bout the holiday girl

thinkin’ ‘bout the holiday girl

 

she said hey can I get a little help my bikini is stuck in the back
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

The Disconnect

 
orange ones pick you up blue ones get you down

oh the glass is golden brown my my

these stairs will break your fall there’s diamonds in the steel

they’re the only thing that’s real bye bye

 

I am now connected to the disconnect

where the real world holds no sway

I’ve been gone as long as I can recollect

and the real world isn’t that real anyway

 

my friends call me up so they can call me out

say you’re always headed south why why

truth is life is short truth’s in short supply

there’s barely time to cry bye bye

 

I am now connected to the disconnect

where the real world holds no sway

I’ve been gone as long as I can recollect

and the real world isn’t that real anyway

no the real world isn’t that real anyway

 

find your way back home or stay here on your own

and spend your life alone

 

green ones turn you off white ones turn you on

almost all night long so high

come down pay the price it’s steeper everyday

are you gone enough to say bye bye

are you strong enough to say bye bye

 

I am now connected to the disconnect

where the real world holds no sway

I’ve been gone as long as I can recollect

and the real world isn’t that real anyway

no the real world isn’t that real anyway

oh the real world isn’t that real any

I am now connected to the disconnect

I am now connected to the disconnect

I am now connected to the disconnect

I am now connected to the disconnect
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

The Ex of All You See

 
on my right hand it’s plain to see

the work I’ve done, the miles on me

but on my left, a white ring’s where

a gold one used to be

 

and oh yeah, she’ll say goodbye

as you are now, so once was I

as I am now, you’ll surely be

the ex of all you see

 

Now I have known a Runaround Sue

her hand was warm and mine to lose

she took my day my night my dawn

then Runaround Sue was gone

 

and oh yeah she’ll say goodbye

as you are now, so once was I

as I am now, you’ll surely be

the ex of all you see

 

in my voice you’ve surely heard

for all I’ve said, I have no words

the happy man, his robe and crown

the things that once were ‘round

 

but a tough old bird you just can’t kill

a smilin’ man I’ll be but still

a small white circle tells on me

for those with eyes to see

 

and oh yeah, she’ll say goodbye

as you are now, so once was I

as I am now, you’ll surely be

the ex of all you see

 

oh yeah, she’ll say goodbye

as you are now, so once was I

as I am now you’ll surely be

the ex of all you see 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

Intervention

 
my friend Richard’s in a bad bad way

waking up beaten up every day

drinking malt liquor smokin’ menthols

diggin’ a hole climbin’ the walls

yeah we gotta figure out how to get his attention

intervention

 

my friend Richard’s on a bad bad trip

can’t smile too good through a busted up lip

don’t smile too much no more no how

got to get his shit together got to do it right now

all his friends are feeling the tension

intervention

 

we’re only here ’cause we care about you

and we want you to get well

you’re acting like a asshole and we’re sick of it if you can’t tell

twenty-seven days on a dry vacation

intervention

 

yeah my friend Richard doesn’t want to go

he says fuck y’all hell no

he’s mystified why we’re so lame

but if he wakes up dead will he feel the same

somebody kick him in the sack just to stop his bitching

intervention

 

we’re only here ’cause we care about you

and we want you to get well

you’re acting like a asshole and we’re sick of it if you can’t tell

twenty-seven days on a dry vacation

intervention

we’re only here ’cause we care about you

and we want you to get well

you’re acting like a asshole and we’re sick of it if you can’t tell

twenty-seven days on a dry vacation

intervention intervention intervention
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
 

Most Messed Up

 
stop squeezin’ my shoes quit killin’ my buzz

why you wreckin’ my mood what are you the fuzz

I’m so far gone I can’t never get found

I am the most messed up motherfucker in this town

I know it’s not fair I had a head start

there’s only so many words you can rhyme with heart

well I used ‘em all up yeah I wrote ‘em all down

I am the most messed up motherfucker in this town

 

yeah I need a little need a little need a little need a little sympathy

yeah I need a little need a little need a little need a little sympathy

 

I’ll prove it all night to the porcelain god

and the dark-eyed girl with the name I forgot

but when I wake up there ain’t nobody around

I am the most messed up motherfucker in this town

 

yeah I need a little need a little need a little need a little sympathy

yeah I need a little need a little need a little need a little sympathy

yeah I need a little need a little need a little need a little sympathy

 

I am the most messed up I am the most messed up

I am the most messed up motherfucker in this town